In March 2015, the United Kingdom will host the first festival dedicated to small penises. That’s right– petite phalluses, little lingams and diminutive dicks will be celebrated on Saturday March 7 at 7 pm in the Rhythm Factory at 16 White Chapel Road in London.
The multimedia event was conceived by English poet and comedic artist Ant Smith and will feature comedy and musical performances in praise of smaller-than-average penises. According to the Facebook event page, [[https://www.facebook.com/events/1606135616275859/]] The Big Small Penis Party will be “Suitable for men AND women (18+) we’ll be celebrating tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks.”
The price of admission to the event is 50p per claimed phallic inch for men and 50p per preferred inch for women. The event is intended to promote good-natured encouragement and acceptance of fellows who come up short in the genital department.
We applaud the candor of the small-penised men who are promoting and attending the event and hope that some of those less-endowed gentlemen will contact our office once the hubbub has settled down.
In truth, few men with very small penises are delighted with their situation. Most would prefer to present a more impressive package when they drop their drawers, whether in an all-male gym or in the presence of a female with whom they are intimate.
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